Honey, why didn't you come home from work without your panties on? — I'm so busted

You're so fucked up — you'd better shut your mouth with your dick and moan

Aren't you ashamed of yourself? You're jerking off, and your girlfriend is so unfucked

I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

You got the wrong number and called an escort instead of a cook — even better

What kind of work are you going to do dressed like that? Oh, we're quarantined

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert